Over at Another Mother Runner: I finally do a thing I've long trained for. It was way hard and way cool.
"If A, then B," is what we were taught. If you are pure — non-sexual to whatever extent is the requirement — before marriage, then you will have a perfect, blissful highly sexual life after marriage. You will please your husband. He will never leave you. He will never cheat on you, because you will be such a sexual delight for him.
My latest Dry Martini column is live over at Another Mother Runner. This one is a potpourri of weather, PRs, and Florence.
American sports have seen their share of colorful minor leagues, but none quite as crazy as the USFL, which, as Pearlman writes, "enlisted your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, your one-armed and chain-smoking and half-blind and clinically insane."