well, poo.

To quote Gawker:
Recently-depressed monologist Spalding Gray was reported missing on Sunday. If you see a slightly deranged-looking older man ranting on the streets of Soho, please don't throw nickels at him; society wants this one back. So keep yer eyes peeled -- we hope this finds Mr. Gray well.

Well and warm, one hopes. It's going to get mighty chilly out there. And to be Pollyannaish and lemonade-from-lemonish, when he makes it back I hope he writes about it.

Full story, such as it is, here.