Most of these have been stolen from other places, yet I no longer remember where. Oh, my poor memory.
Pimp your Nutcracker. I especially like the Afro.
Cheney/Rumsfeld slash fiction. I can't even bring myself to read it. There would not be enough steel wool in the world to scrub the image from my mind.
Finally, and again, the writers of Barney's Blog are having too much fun. The New Year's invite to B's party is simply, refreshingly, genius-ly idiotic. In a delightfully wrong kind of way. Be sure to check out the evite.
Now, to the bathrooms. My life is full of glamour.