Go see UP. I now know that I hadn't really lost my sense of wonder, just misplaced it in my skull somewhere.
Rent Hamlet 2. I laughed. I laughed some more. It's probably funnier if you've done theater; still, very funny even if you haven't.
Oh, and ancillary quote of the week from one of the lawyers at the house closing: "That form is accurate but incomplete." Lawyers just don't speak the same English the rest of us do...*
* There was also a form labeled "Duplicate Original." I'm still not sure how time would have to bend to make both of those descriptors true.