* Theater people will totally relate.
* Good friends of ours have one of these fancy toilet seats. It's lovely but unnerving.
* I've probably posted this before but ... still funny.
* I haven't posted this before but ... also funny.
* You are the only one who cares if you run slow.
* The pressure to make your kids' childhood magical is something I gave up on long ago.
* I'm certain that growing up in Pittsburgh prepared me well for navigating any city anywhere.
* Appalachia isn't just one place populated by one people.
* In case you need a little help with creeping people out.