Sweater Quest: My Epic Yarn of Knitting the Most Fiendishly Difficult Pattern in a Year is not a how-to but a why-for. It's about knitting a very complicated sweater by a certain Scottish designer, who can be very litigious. But it's also about why knitters knit.
It'll be published by The Free Press with the same editor as Hillbilly Gothic, because I love her.
Lauren Groff: The Monsters of Templeton A book group book. Templeton is Groff's imagining of Cooperstown, which is just up the road from here. It's about a lot of other stuff, too, like mysteries and families and sea monsters -- but I don't know if I'd be enjoying it as much without the Cooperstown stuff.
Dan Simmons: Drood: A Novel This book will never end. It's not compelling enough to plow through; it's not boring enough to stop. But it is *really* far too long.