the science of babies


> Can someone remind me again why there aren't riots in the streets?

DUH! It's Amazing Race tonight!

Yeah, but most rioters should have Tivo by now. It is the American way!

A riot would completely topple the house of cards that is our TV viewing schedule! Watch AR on Wednesday, you miss Lost! Watch it on Thursday, you miss Survivor!

No, far safer to keep it as simple as possible. Plus, what if the riots last more than one day? CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CHAOS???!!!!

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