books and bowels
still amazing


"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! ... Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. "

-- Navin R. Johnson.

When I worked at Metro Pulse, one of the sales dudes (and, dude, if you met him, you'd call him a dude, too) would take a lap around the cubicles chanting bits of this everytime something good happened to him. And, sometimes, when something bad happened to him. But let's focus on the good.

If you go to your local seller of magazines and find the Elle mag with the pleaseeatapie skinny Kiera Knightley on the cover, flip to page 124. There, in all its glory, my new phone book for the day, which would be a reader's review round-up with The Book as one of the titles. I'll post a link when it is online.

Things are going to start happening to me now.


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