Quickly, because I need to walk down and fetch The Diva and am running late --
This is a lousy picture -- but one can't talk about one's glasses without showing them. And here they are.
Oh - and they are actually a dark blue, rather than black. Like I said, lousy picture, and not just because I look both dazed and confused.
Actually, the more I stare at it, the severe curvature of my lenses make it look like someone did a really poor job of cutting out someone else's eyeballs, then photoshopped them onto my face just a few sizes too small.
And what the heck happened to my mouth and why is my nose so very bulbous?
I should go find something else to do. Like get my kid.
Right. Off to do that.