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* The bane of my summer is dry breasts.

* Genius.

* On Jomama Jones.

* This is how you handle customer complaints: Part One. Part Two.

* "The only good abortion is my abortion." There are no good answers.

* No, we can't have it all. (This is true for men, too. It's just a different dynamic.)

* You really ought to read this.

* We are dying in new ways. So that's progress.