Lucy the dog went for her bimonthly grooming at the end of last week. While fluffy corgis are cute*, they do pick up every burr, stick, and wad of gum within a six-foot radius of their perambulations. Velcro fur plus a low ground clearance will so that.
But as I was editing the "after" shots, I realized you really can't tell a difference. I mean, I can but...
So, um, you're just going to have to trust me.
* Essentially, there are two coat types for Pembroke corgis: smooth and fluffy. The smooth ones are the breed standard and require little maintenance; the fluffies are defective and higher maintenance (but a billion times cuter.)