* I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time.
* Even though I have zero use for it, I still kind of want it.
* Please send me here. KTHX.
* I'm an adjunct professor. I'm in a union. And I know how bad this situation could be without the union.
* Love this - but don't have a set of stairs that it would work on.
* Wondering what to read next?
* I think I hurt myself.
* Fascinating. (And what's most interesting in the "American" explanation.)
* More helpful than you might think.
* Any writer-types interested? (HT Heidi.)
* Ben Schott stole my idea. There must be a German cognate that describes this feeling...