"And how do you go crazy in a run? Well, you could always rip off your shoes and put them on your hands and clap them together and sing 'Turkey in the Straw.' You could moo and throw confetti at passing cars. You could stare at people as you run toward them and loudly repeat, 'I am the commander of the Starship Enterprise...'"
-- Marc Parent, The Newbie Chronicles, Runner's World Oct. 2013.