In less than 30 hours I will be leaving for Arkansas for the Another Mother Runner retreat. To say that I am unprepared would be an insult to unprepared people everywhere. I suspect I'll spent the next 30 hours trying to get as much of my work- and home-life as organized as they can be while flinging random objects into a bag and hoping I forget nothing that can't be replaced but knowing that I'll likely misplace, like, one contact lens or something. Because that's how I roll.
At the last retreat I went to, I forgot my toothbrush, even though I managed to pack toothpaste. Anyone care to guess exactly what I'll forget this time around?