"Under Schumacher’s direction, both films out-and-proudly featured a sugar-daddy Bruce and a surly, tank-topped, rough-trade Dick, complete with earring. And motorcycle. And Lysistrata-like rubber codpiece. And, of course—say it soft and it’s almost like praying—Bat-nipples."
-- Glen Weldon on the gay subtext in Batman. Read the whole thing and know why Weldon is my spirit animal, even though I couldn't care less about Batman or any other caped crusader.